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THE INVASION OF SPACE CREATURES

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This is a true story. Only the facts
have been entirely distorted.

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<i>Here is our first defense option.</i>

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<i>Here, at Fort Nicholson, is</i>
<i>the world center for atomic research.</i>

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<i>Here, the world's best scientists</i>
<i>work together</i>

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<i>in order to build and test</i>
<i>atomic and hydrogen weapons</i>

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<i>who make this nation</i>
<i>the largest peacekeeping force in the world.</i>

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<i>People here are experts</i>
<i>carefully selected.</i>

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Ten, nine, eight, seven,

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six, five, four,

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three, two, one. Fire !

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Hey, Penn, turn off the tap.

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Come on !

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Shut it!

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Come on !

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Don't bring him near me. It's dangerous.

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Quick, it moves on its own!

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<i>So do, do, do</i>

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What do you want to do? Drown myself?

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You and your ideas.

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We are in the army
to live the adventure, right?

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Not me.
I am in the army to educate myself.

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Nowadays,
girls fall for intellectuals.

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Do you remember army ads?

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"Join the army. For training
which will pay off in civilian life."

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I didn't wait for the army to be a civilian.

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What have we learned so far?

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- What we learned?
- Yes.

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It is to never volunteer,
That's for sure.

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We don't have to. We have to hit each other
all the dirty work of the army.

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Really ? And discipline?
We learned discipline, right?

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What do I know about it?
I can't pronounce it.

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And cleanliness? What about it?

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We clean the trash.

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Yes, but... that's for sure.

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- How can you eat that?
- It's not easy.

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NO SMOKING

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I wonder what kind of job
paying they send us into civilian life.

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Penn, my friend,
the municipal landfill, do you know?

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We could become
good sanitary engineers.

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Stop, you will never pass the health test.

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In my opinion, the thing is the missiles.

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Let's mutate
in a missile base.

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We are there.

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So, things have to move.
Things are happening up there.

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We are in the space age.
I want to go to the Moon.

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Of course. I too would like to send you there.

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I'm serious.
Take the example of Schputnik.

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“Schputnik”? You mean Sputnik.

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Yes. On board, there was a dog.
Next time it will be a man.

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I would volunteer.

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You said a man.

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Private Philbrick,
the first man in space.

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I'm quite small.

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I would definitely fit into their satellite.
What size do you think they are?

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About that of this trash can made of metal.

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Hold my cigar.

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This way, Penn.

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- Where?
- Here !

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It's okay. I'm a little cramped.

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Well, you look comfortable in that.

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Stop!

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Very well, Captain Philbrick,
Are you ready to take off?

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Yes, Captain Penn.
Ready to check the camera.

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Ready to check instruments.

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- Pressure?
- Checked.

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Ready to take off?
Start of countdown.

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Ten, nine,

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eight, seven, oxygen,

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six, five, four, fuel lit,

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three, start of recording,

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two, one, fire!

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Hey guys, what's going on here?
What are you doing ?

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I succeeded!

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- Take me to your leader.
- You're really crazy.

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- Where were you going?
- On the Moon.

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- What are we playing?
- Where is it?

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- Where is what?
- The Moon?

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I don't know. I'm not from the area.

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Awesome, man.
I didn't know you knew how to dance.

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You guys are going to be in trouble
if you don't go see the colonel.

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The boss, the big man. He wants to see you.

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Let's go, because I'm your sergeant.
Follow me.

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One, two, three, four. It's good.

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Two, three, four.

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It smells like burning feathers.

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Colonel, the two soldiers are here.

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I wonder what the colonel wants from us.

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I don't know. Maybe transform yourself
in a guided missile.

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I bet he'll give us this great job.

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The operation remained secret
until now.

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Maybe they will send us
on a secret mission to Moscow.

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Or maybe the Pentagon.

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You read too much science fiction.
This doesn't happen to soldiers.

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- I would like us to earn a stripe.
- I would prefer to receive a medal.

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You too will receive one.
A nice bump with some bruising.

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It's okay, space cowboys. Enter.

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Don't forget, no matter what
we are accused, we have done nothing. Capisci</i>?

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Very good, guys, the colonel will tell you
something very important.

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It smells like fried chicken.

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You are going to be punished for pretending
for an officer.

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Silence.

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You all know why you are here.

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No, of course not.
Impossible ! It's top secret.

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I will be brief.

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I love that, the brief briefings.

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No need to beat around the bush
or to hesitate.

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I like to define my target,
aim and achieve my goal.

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What is my goal? I forgot.
It's top secret and it concerns...

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Sergeant, what does this concern?

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It's so top secret
that even I have forgotten it.

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I remember that during the war...

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- What war, colonel?
- Let's see. Which ? Never mind.

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This mission must remain
completely confidential.

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What I'm going to say
is vital to our nation.

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In other words...

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Hey, guys.

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...that's why it must remain secret.

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Did you understand?

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If you were rock water,
you would be very clear.

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The mission, colonel.

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Yes. Gentlemen...

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Sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you, soldiers.

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A simple soldier gets angry quickly.

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But you are the nerve of the army,
don't forget it.

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- I forgot what I wanted to say.
- The mission, colonel.

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Sergeant, why are you repeating that?

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A moment. Oh yes.

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Two weeks ago, soldiers,
this area has been affected

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by the worst explosion created by man.

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A huge explosion.

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The American government blew up
its most powerful nuclear bomb

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right here in Nicholson Mesa.
Do you understand?

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Yes, very good, colonel.

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For two weeks we have been waiting
for the radioactive dust to dissipate

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so that our reconnaissance planes
can fly over the affected area

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and determine the extent
damage caused by the bomb.

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Are you going to stop moving?

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The planes went there yesterday
to take aerial photographs,

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it was a real slaughter.

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You understand the danger
what this mission entails.

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Hey, I think he doesn't like me.

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How is that? You missed him, right?

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The crater is 8 km in diameter
and almost 800 m deep.

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Soldiers, do you know what that means?
It's a very big hole.

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Thanks to the photographs,
we saw that an area of the crater

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turned out to be a huge cave,
apparently affected by the explosion.

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Intelligence services
are speechless.

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They want to know what it is
and how it ended up there.

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They want us to determine
the nature of this cave.

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In other words,
we have to go out there and strike!

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All is well, soldiers.

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Nothing broken. I touched the mess. Standing.

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This brings me to your mandate.

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The mission, colonel.

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I know you weigh your words,

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but do you have to repeat
the same words over and over again?

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Go find yourself a regiment.
I know my job.

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Where was I? Ah, yes, the mission.

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Why didn't you think of that?
What do you think you're here for?

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Soldiers, you have all been selected

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to get to this area,
examine this cave

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and report your findings to me.

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You have been selected

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because your skills and training

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make you the best qualified men

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from this base for this special mission.

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A moment.

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What does the Geiger counter measure?
What frequency do you get?

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There's nothing, Sergeant.

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What is this buzzing,
do you hear?

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Probably the rattlesnake
under your foot.

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Of course, the snake!

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What are you doing? Thumbtack !

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I killed him.

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You have shown zeal.
He could have bitten me.

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You are awesome.

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This is the first time I've killed someone.

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You saved my life.
Doesn’t that mean anything?

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They gave me a weapon.
I'm not a murderer.

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Why did it have to be this way?

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I didn't even know him.

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That's enough. It was just a snake.
Killing a snake is no big deal, right?

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Perhaps he had family.

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You really have a good heart.

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Follow me.

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Please stop.
We enter the contaminated zone.

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Please put on your gas mask.

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Stop! Alright, guys,
we are going to enter.

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Penn, Philbrick, you stay here
to keep the equipment. Let's go.

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The sergeant defended us
to remove the gas mask.

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He can't defend me
during my lunch.

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Maybe you're right.

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The air is clean, Sergeant.
We can take off the mask.

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As I already told you,
this rock is native.

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This cave has existed for a long time.
It was not formed by the explosion.

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Hey, Glory!

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Come see what I just found.
I've never seen that.

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Damn, this guy has a funny face.
Looks like he's not human.

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What do you think it is?

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Not a man, anyway.
But rather a humanoid.

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No trace of fossilization.
It is at least 2 meters long.

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His skin seems to be made
woody tissue or bark.

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In any case, it is radioactive.
He must have died in the explosion.

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Yes, but where did it come from?
Even my family doesn't look like that.

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Maybe it's an extraterrestrial?

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You are right. As if it were obvious.

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It's simple. I just assumed that
this creature came from another planet.

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It's childish, Prez.
But why is she here, dead?

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I gladly leave you
those who are still living.

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Guys, we have to act well.

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Make heroes
and find out what happened.

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First, as usual, we are ready
to shoot and we deploy, understand?

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Then if you find anything,
you come to see me, because I am the sergeant.

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So here we go. Come on.

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One, two, three, four.

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This is what I prefer.
I don't want to be a killjoy,

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but how did you manage to carry
that food in your bag?

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Very simple. I removed a few boxes.

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Boxes. What kind of boxes?

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Very heavy metal boxes.

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With a dial on the outside,
tubes and wires inside?

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That's it, exactly.

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Great. You took off the radio.

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Who will listen to it anyway? Calm down.

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Calm down.

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Would you like to stop snoring?
It drives me crazy.

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Yes, Penn.

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I think I'm dreaming
of monsters. It's terrible, atrocious.

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I'm dreaming of girls,
and it's terrible.

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Is it so terrible to dream of girls?

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In my dream I am tied to a table
and am immobilized. It's terrible.

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I don't think it's a dream.
This is reality.

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What are we going to do?

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I don't think we have a choice.

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What would the commander do?
Connors space?

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He would break these chains
and would capture these monsters

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to question them in Washington.

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Too bad you're not
Commander Connors.

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I am Professor Tanga.
This is my assistant, Dr. Puna.

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We come from the planet Chalar,
of the Belfar solar system,

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around 600 million
light years from here.

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Are there others like you, my darlings?

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You speak our language very well.
For what ?

245
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:53,035
It's very simple. We have
an electrofilagraphalohofomatic.

246
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:54,728
Pardon ?

247
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:58,105
It is a machine that transfers
the knowledge of a brain

248
00:22:58,176 --> 00:23:01,304
in that of another, by adopting
its symbols of understanding.

249
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,075
I don't understand anything, my darling.

250
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,775
You see, they are primitive.

251
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:07,819
Hey, there, a moment. That means stupid, right?

252
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:11,686
Exactly, buddy.
You are really old fashioned.

253
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,988
This girl is hip.

254
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:17,153
This is an example of crude expressions
that we learned

255
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,527
of one of your compatriots.

256
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,122
Sergeant Glory!

257
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,530
Tell us how you do it!

258
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:25,331
Let's do a demonstration.

259
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:36,510
While we're at it,
you could give me a haircut.

260
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,049
- And a little cup with that.
- Silence !

261
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:43,884
All your thoughts, knowledge,
impressions, aptitudes and habits,

262
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:47,823
conscious or unconscious,
will be transmitted by this machine

263
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,191
and will turn into images
on this screen.

264
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,390
In a few minutes,
we assimilate all knowledge

265
00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,490
that you have acquired throughout your life.

266
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:58,661
It's like a recording
from which we can extract and display

267
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:01,035
the information that interests us.

268
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,132
I don't want
that you discover everything I have done.

269
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,040
Stop sending yourself flowers.

270
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,705
Your primitive emotions
do not interest us.

271
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,372
We are scientists.

272
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,476
Yes, my darling, and I can say
that you have some serious equipment.

273
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,418
You go first.

274
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:23,793
In a few moments we will know
what your brain has recorded.

275
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:31,002
- It's weird, there's nothing.
- I could have guessed that.

276
00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:39,902
There must be a technical problem.
Dr. Puna, try yours.

277
00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:42,811
SENIOR FLIGHT CHEF PHILBRICK

278
00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:45,042
FROM COMMANDER CONNORS
SECRET SPACE SQUADRON

279
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:20,049
Interesting. Completely illogical and childish.

280
00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:25,054
Look at me.

281
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:31,385
Tell me what you're into
thinking. Look at me carefully.

282
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:42,232
What were you thinking?

283
00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:45,865
Dr. Puna, remember
our mission and who you are.

284
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,642
Exactly, what is your mission?

285
00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:52,148
We are a scientific team
which aims to study you here.

286
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,347
We have been here for 10 of your years,
but our mission is coming to an end.

287
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:59,982
We would have already left, but
our ship crashed while landing

288
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:02,822
and we had to do
major repairs.

289
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,658
My darling, you are really great.

290
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,664
Our planet is small

291
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:12,066
and overpopulation has forced us
looking for a new world.

292
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:17,100
We had to find one,
to see if it could be conquered and how.

293
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,910
You will be surprised
to see how simple it will be.

294
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:24,437
That wouldn't bother me
to be conquered by you.

295
00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,744
But how come
that you are so beautiful

296
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:31,585
and your friends so handsome,
Or maybe they're not human?

297
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,488
We'll show you. Follow us.

298
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:43,532
Down with the carrot legs.

299
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,068
Philbrick, are you okay?

300
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,972
- Yes, but you know what, Penn?
- What ?

301
00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:53,772
I had never been moved
with a salad.

302
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,961
In our world,
The company is made up of three phases.

303
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,004
Men are warriors,
the wives of technicians

304
00:27:58,076 --> 00:28:00,067
and the vegetable men of the slaves.

305
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:03,046
That means these tough guys
are actually plants

306
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:05,844
what are you growing in these pots?

307
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,215
All these plants
are actually men?

308
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:11,153
They physically resemble
Men, why?

309
00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:15,124
I thought there would also be
some beautiful plants.

310
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,683
That would be great.

311
00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:20,527
You wouldn't have a seed catalog
for chicks, for girls?

312
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:23,795
- Do you only think about women?
- Not always.

313
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,596
- GOOD. what else?
- To the girls.

314
00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:30,406
We brought this land
of our planet.

315
00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:34,536
The vegetables invaded us
and if we had not eliminated their leaders

316
00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:38,981
and limited their growth to our fields,
they would have destroyed our culture.

317
00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:43,682
With all that,
we could compete with Interflora.

318
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:47,154
They take care of menial tasks,
of the hardest work.

319
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:52,522
These guys are like us,
simple assholes.

320
00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:55,862
When they reach maturity, we dig them up.

321
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:59,595
They are almost indestructible,
but their lifespan is quite short.

322
00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:02,401
- Can they talk?
- No. They are telepaths,

323
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:06,342
so we can give them orders
by thought or by words.

324
00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:10,505
Follow us,
we have something else to show you.

325
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:16,709
Be strong, friends.
We will be back soon.

326
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:32,402
This is our spaceship.

327
00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:38,401
We're not really going to
conquer your world,

328
00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:41,070
but simply save him from himself.

329
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,943
At this pace, your world

330
00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:46,643
will self-destruct within 200 to 300 years.

331
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:52,986
It would be a terrible waste
to let a young planet die

332
00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:56,823
just because its inhabitants
were too stupid to help each other.

333
00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:02,525
listen. We are not of this opinion.

334
00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:08,100
This idea of making us slaves
is not good at all.

335
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,907
Because, first of all,
we are the slaves of the army.

336
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:16,111
And this idea of saving the world
is not good either,

337
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:20,675
because we don't believe this nonsense.
I will add one very important thing:

338
00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:22,953
If we ever manage to escape,

339
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:26,787
you will discover our true power.

340
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,352
- Are you doing well ?
- Yeah.

341
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:36,264
We would do better
to show you our power.

342
00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:58,983
If these good-for-nothings are so strong,
why must they obey you?

343
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:02,284
If I were so strong, I would escape from here.

344
00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,728
I'll show you why.

345
00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:23,872
It seems pointless to tell you
what this ray would do to an earthling.

346
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:28,713
I have to take care of the final preparations
for the return to our world.

347
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:33,154
In case you are tempted
to lose yourself again,

348
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,886
Dr. Puna will stay here to check on you.

349
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,868
Should you threaten us with that?

350
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:47,700
You managed to escape
to our ground unit.

351
00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:50,737
I don't intend to play anymore
to this little game.

352
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,441
I would like to play with you.

353
00:31:53,811 --> 00:31:55,938
- How is that?
- Come on, the standard.

354
00:31:56,814 --> 00:31:59,806
If you don't understand that, darling,
you're really old fashioned.

355
00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:00,908
“Old game”?

356
00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:04,421
It's my luck to fall
on a girl like that but armed.

357
00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:09,256
Shut up. I have to think
and you stop me.

358
00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:12,758
Do you mind if we talk among ourselves?

359
00:32:12,830 --> 00:32:15,697
No, but don't think about running away.

360
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,334
I'm watching you.

361
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,564
Us too.

362
00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:28,110
What are we talking about, good weather?

363
00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:30,374
Rather to know if we get out of here or not.

364
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:33,281
I don't want to be a guinea pig
on a crazy planet.

365
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:34,841
I have an idea.

366
00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:38,980
I sneak up behind her,
and as soon as she takes care of me, you catch her.

367
00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:41,690
Catch it? She measures 2 meters.

368
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:46,258
Get on a chair.
As soon as you hold it, I'll take the weapon.

369
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:50,459
- Yes, you catch it between the eyes.
- You're right. Bad idea.

370
00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:53,800
The army cannot do without
of a man like me. Bad idea.

371
00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:54,895
Ultimately, yes.

372
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,237
- For what ?
- It's the only solution.

373
00:32:57,308 --> 00:33:00,971
Go up to her and act like Sinatra.
Perhaps she will break down.

374
00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:04,606
-Sinatra? I don't know how to sing.
- Not this one. Irving Sinatra.

375
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,877
He's a nice butcher in my neighborhood.

376
00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:10,011
- Be serious, Penn.
- I am. I'll explain to you.

377
00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:13,785
Go to her and imitate a French actor.
Perhaps she will break down.

378
00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,586
Go ahead. Good luck.

379
00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:24,857
Don't threaten me with that.
It stops me from speaking.

380
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:26,361
Very good.

381
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:29,365
What did you have to say?

382
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:37,039
Let me take you away from it all,
my darling.

383
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:41,042
You are wrong.
We will take you away.

384
00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:44,553
But what did you mean?

385
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,618
I wanted to tell you that I like you.

386
00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:51,657
I like you, you're nice.

387
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:54,927
Have you ever heard of love?

388
00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:57,900
Only in your thoughts as earthlings.

389
00:33:58,169 --> 00:34:01,969
I find it curious
that you spend so much time thinking about it.

390
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:05,038
We don't just think about it.

391
00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:07,577
What is love?

392
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:15,516
Big mistake on your part. Not very smart.

393
00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:17,451
He had no bad intentions.

394
00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:20,582
He wanted to help me show you
what love is.

395
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,192
Is this love?

396
00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:26,122
In part. He wanted to hug you.

397
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,590
Hug me. Show me.

398
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,640
- Is that it, hugging?
- Yes, almost.

399
00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:40,403
Is that how you do it?

400
00:34:41,946 --> 00:34:44,915
Help! Leave me!
You're going to break my back.

401
00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:50,143
Damn, you'd make a hell of a wrestler.

402
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:54,752
If hugging is part of love,
so it's painful, isn't it?

403
00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:58,489
No, not necessarily.
Love can be very tender.

404
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:03,524
- A boy has feelings for a girl.
- Feelings?

405
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:08,332
I don't want to dwell on that.
It's when a boy adores a girl.

406
00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:13,068
He wants to stay close to her all the time,
To be with her, to kiss her.

407
00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:15,338
- Kiss him?
- Love, that's it.

408
00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:17,875
Show me.

409
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,617
You would destroy my lips.

410
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,909
Oh, no.

411
00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:28,351
Okay, but the guys from the barracks
will never believe me.

412
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,788
First, you have to move your lips forward.
Like that.

413
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,260
And then, I...

414
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:37,031
I need a chair.

415
00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:52,082
I'm waiting.

416
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,347
You will have wanted it.

417
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,591
What is going on here?

418
00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:07,591
Come on, Philbrick, that's enough.

419
00:36:08,065 --> 00:36:10,090
Come on, I feel embarrassed.

420
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,130
Boy, you have a secret weapon.

421
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:18,069
Your lips will be classified top security.

422
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:21,168
Let's go.
You must have blown a few fuses on him.

423
00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:25,038
Wake up. We have to run away
before she regains her senses.

424
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:28,313
- What happened?
- Tell me, pretty heart. You burned her.

425
00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:31,219
Yes, who broke the light?

426
00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:33,023
Are you okay?

427
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,782
Yes. Let's go.

428
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:43,825
Come on, we have to go.
This is our only chance to escape.

429
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,722
Here we are again lost.

430
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,057
Do you know what I'll do when I get out of here?

431
00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:14,154
Probably something ridiculous, but I hear you.
What will you do?

432
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:17,099
I will qualify for the marathon
of the Olympic Games.

433
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,635
But of course.

434
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:25,770
There's quite a draft in this cave.
I can't light my cigar.

435
00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:28,368
- Here, try that.
- THANKS.

436
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,479
What did you just say?

437
00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:35,985
I didn't say anything, really. I just said thank you.

438
00:37:36,053 --> 00:37:37,452
No, just before.

439
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:40,183
There's quite a draft in this cave.
I can...

440
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,249
That's it. If there is a draft,

441
00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:45,295
it must come from somewhere and go elsewhere.

442
00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:49,129
I would even say more, it must come from outside
and go back outside.

443
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,667
Give me that.

444
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:54,730
See?

445
00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:57,501
All we have to do is follow this flame,
and there you go.

446
00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:59,202
It's even better than a compass.

447
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,835
I bet even

448
00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:03,175
Commander Connors
wouldn't have thought of it.

449
00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:06,307
Use a lighter
instead of a compass.

450
00:38:07,184 --> 00:38:11,086
We need to patent this idea. Let's go, genius.

451
00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:34,160
We succeeded!

452
00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:37,207
We succeeded! to do what?

453
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,038
to get out of this cave, you idiot.
Come on, we have to go.

454
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:44,172
I want to be far away
when they discover our escape.

455
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:12,674
- Look at.
- What ?

456
00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:13,869
Over there.

457
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,878
I hope they didn't see us.

458
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:25,786
That, I don't know, but in any case,
they approach.

459
00:40:25,856 --> 00:40:27,448
What are we going to do?

460
00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:31,052
I have an idea.
I saw something in a western.

461
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,330
We pile up these rocks,
and as soon as they climb the hill,

462
00:40:34,398 --> 00:40:36,593
we make them ride on these monsters.

463
00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:48,374
Let's start pushing them.

464
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:48,061
Did you see that? The rocks come back this way.

465
00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:50,470
You're crazy. It's impossible.

466
00:41:52,776 --> 00:41:55,244
Looks like our trick didn't work.

467
00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:57,837
In this case, there remains
only one thing to do.

468
00:41:57,915 --> 00:41:59,075
All right.

469
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:27,340
Hurry up, Philbrick.

470
00:42:52,202 --> 00:42:55,228
- Come on. Let's run.
- Stay there. Why run?

471
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:58,833
We will exhaust ourselves,
and they will catch up with us.

472
00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:01,070
- What do we do?
- We're going to fight them.

473
00:43:01,145 --> 00:43:04,308
- We're going to fight them.
- Are we going to fight them?

474
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,149
Exactly. We're going to stay here and fight them.

475
00:43:08,218 --> 00:43:10,686
No, we can't.
They are too big, too strong.

476
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,517
We'll have to be the smartest.

477
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,320
There you go. They are bigger
and stronger than us,

478
00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:17,519
but they take a long time to relax.

479
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:20,826
Our size and our brain
will be our strengths. Understood ?

480
00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:23,628
And our speed too. What do you think?

481
00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:25,168
I'm not going to leave you here.

482
00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:29,103
We'll have a better chance
in this clearing. Come on, come on!

483
00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,620
Do you understand now?

484
00:43:48,692 --> 00:43:50,057
I believe.

485
00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:52,787
I hope so. Here they are!

486
00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:59,727
- Come on, big potato!
- Tomato face. Hey! Big potato!

487
00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:59,629
Let me go.
Come on, please, lick me.

488
00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:02,089
Do you want to stop?

489
00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:05,531
No ! You are welcome !

490
00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:08,727
Please, Mr. V�g�homme.
Leave me.

491
00:46:08,799 --> 00:46:11,632
I will do what you want.
I will water you.

492
00:46:11,735 --> 00:46:15,603
I will pull out your weeds,
but spare me, Mr. Vèg�homme.

493
00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:19,537
- It's you!
- Penn, are you okay?

494
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:22,636
It's okay, but one more minute
and they crushed us.

495
00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:24,908
I don't know,
but it was starting to please me.

496
00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:27,815
Listen, you know why
have they stopped beating us?

497
00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:31,252
These space chicks
called them back telepathically.

498
00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:34,119
- Do you know what that means?
- Yeah, we can breathe.

499
00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:35,658
No, stupid.

500
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:38,786
Their shuttle is ready to take off
and they must be stopped.

501
00:46:38,862 --> 00:46:41,695
Good idea. Go stop them,
I'm going to warn the colonel.

502
00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:44,097
Are you crazy or what? Do you know what he will do?

503
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:46,659
He will think we drank
and will put us in custody.

504
00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:49,934
Not the colonel. He's smart.
He will know what to do.

505
00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:52,469
Take them into custody!

506
00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:53,973
But colonel!

507
00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:58,378
Vegetable men, women
space! Who do you take me for?

508
00:46:58,615 --> 00:47:01,982
Do not answer.
Where are the rest of the men?

509
00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:05,112
In the cave. These space girls
turned them into zombies.

510
00:47:05,189 --> 00:47:09,523
I've heard enough. Wait for me to put
Hands on Sergeant Glory!

511
00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:11,993
Where did you find what you drank?

512
00:47:12,062 --> 00:47:14,428
We could serve it at the officers' bar.

513
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,693
It's too good for ordinary soldiers.

514
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:21,170
- I could use a good drink.
- But we didn't drink. I swear to you.

515
00:47:21,271 --> 00:47:24,604
The military must stop this spaceship
before it takes off.

516
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,040
Not my army.

517
00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:29,078
If you were not a soldier, Philbrick,
I would degrade you.

518
00:47:29,146 --> 00:47:32,604
The army works with logic,
and an officer follows the rules.

519
00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:37,384
You will never be able to make me believe
that this crazy story is true.

520
00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:39,046
It's true, Colonel.

521
00:47:39,122 --> 00:47:43,320
I swear on my secret ring
from Space Commander Connors.

522
00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:44,685
On what?

523
00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:47,889
On my secret ring
from Space Commander Connors.

524
00:47:57,941 --> 00:48:02,002
That will be all, guard. You can leave.
I will resolve the situation myself.

525
00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:16,721
Show off your ring.

526
00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:21,592
-Alpha!
- Saturn!

527
00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:22,689
- Rocket!
- Radius!

528
00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:23,926
- Off!
- Fire !

529
00:48:24,001 --> 00:48:26,026
Space friends forever!

530
00:48:27,004 --> 00:48:29,734
- What is your star squadron?
- Centurion six.

531
00:48:29,806 --> 00:48:33,207
- It's mine!
- May I remind you of section 3-4

532
00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:36,906
from the Secret Handbook for Astronauts
of Commander Connors?

533
00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:39,877
A moment.

534
00:48:47,824 --> 00:48:49,052
There it is.

535
00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:53,220
Section 3-4.

536
00:48:55,198 --> 00:48:57,792
"When a member of a squadron
ask for help

537
00:48:57,868 --> 00:49:01,634
"to someone from the same squadron,
it is his duty

538
00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:05,971
"to help his compatriot
until the danger is over."

539
00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:09,839
So I ask you, compatriot
Centurion Six of Star Squadron,

540
00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:13,405
to help me destroy this ship
before he destroys the Earth.

541
00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:14,848
But Philbrick, I...

542
00:49:14,918 --> 00:49:19,355
Should I submit your refusal
to Space Commander Connors?

543
00:49:19,423 --> 00:49:22,153
No, not that. I have nothing to reproach myself for.

544
00:49:22,859 --> 00:49:26,852
-What is your rank, fellow star?
- I am a junior flight leader.

545
00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:30,190
And me, senior flight leader.

546
00:49:30,434 --> 00:49:33,494
So you will be at my orders.

547
00:49:34,938 --> 00:49:39,637
It's completely crazy.
What are you talking about?

548
00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:42,139
Is he one of us?

549
00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:44,874
He's a volunteer. We are wasting time.

550
00:49:44,948 --> 00:49:47,212
Get ready to take off
for the emergency area.

551
00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:49,275
Yes, senior flight leader.

552
00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:58,327
Attention. Forward, walk.

553
00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:18,840
Headquarters. Colonel Awol's office.

554
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:22,943
No, general, the colonel has left
with his astronaut helmet.

555
00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:28,052
His astronaut helmet?

556
00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:33,284
Back off!

557
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:40,592
Don't you think you're exaggerating with
your story as a space commander?

558
00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:42,604
We're saving the world, right?

559
00:50:42,672 --> 00:50:45,800
Save the world?
Do you really believe that once in the cave,

560
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,868
this knock ring will stop
these space amazons?

561
00:50:48,945 --> 00:50:51,812
Ring in knock! Treason.
The Space Court awaits you.

562
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:55,477
If we are astronauts,
why act like infantrymen?

563
00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:58,612
Come on, take us out
a flying taxi or flight belts!

564
00:50:58,688 --> 00:51:02,454
- I have blisters on my light bulbs.
- You are weak, that's all.

565
00:51:02,526 --> 00:51:04,551
Yes, I am weak-minded.

566
00:51:04,628 --> 00:51:07,529
Remember the rule
from Commander Connors.

567
00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:11,226
"When times are hard,
and they seem to become even more so,

568
00:51:11,301 --> 00:51:14,793
"it's time to show that we are tough

569
00:51:14,871 --> 00:51:17,601
"and show the world
which are the hardest."

570
00:51:19,443 --> 00:51:22,571
And they write all that
on the label of a box?

571
00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:25,614
Do you guys see what I see?

572
00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:28,116
They send the cavalry to our aid.

573
00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:29,777
Apparently Indians.

574
00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:32,754
I know, but they can
still help us.

575
00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:37,317
Hello, me, pure heart. Guys, wait.

576
00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:41,995
Sitting Bull, this way.
I want to buy some blankets.

577
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,732
Let me speak. You're going to screw it up.

578
00:51:45,802 --> 00:51:49,863
Our senior flight leader is not used to
failures in a military situation.

579
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,999
You have the gift of irritating me, sergeant,

580
00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:55,772
and I advise you to remember
your volunteer rank. Shut up.

581
00:51:55,846 --> 00:51:58,406
Okay, I just wanted to help you.

582
00:51:58,648 --> 00:52:00,206
Listen, guys.

583
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:02,808
We really need you.

584
00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:06,344
You must help us prevent
this space shuttle to take off.

585
00:52:06,423 --> 00:52:08,323
Did you understand correctly?

586
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:13,221
You know what I mean ?

587
00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:17,564
Surely one of those tribes that thinks
that the white man did not conquer the West.

588
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:19,625
That we got beat with Cluster.

589
00:52:19,703 --> 00:52:22,536
Cluster? Him, Cluster!

590
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:29,902
- Wait.
- I'm not General Cluster.

591
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:33,814
Colonel, I wouldn't say that in your place.
I think that annoys them.

592
00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:39,485
He has a pure heart. He is a good soldier.
Him not Cluster!

593
00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:51,864
Space Commander Connors.

594
00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:55,033
And there we go again!

595
00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:57,232
We are space friends!

596
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:26,795
I am Thomas Awol, junior flight leader,

597
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:30,328
and here is our commander Philbrick,
senior flight leader.

598
00:53:30,407 --> 00:53:34,104
I order you to follow us to the cave
and stop the spaceship

599
00:53:34,177 --> 00:53:37,704
before it takes off
and come and destroy the Earth.

600
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,009
I, general flight chief,

601
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:43,618
five years.

602
00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:47,918
All sick.

603
00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:49,925
Outclassed by an Indian!

604
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:51,324
What do we do now?

605
00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:55,194
It's not your problem anymore. It's him
the commander of this space circus.

606
00:53:55,265 --> 00:53:57,392
General, listen to me.

607
00:53:57,467 --> 00:54:00,402
There are monsters there, huge!

608
00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:09,640
- This is ridiculous. Let's go.
- No.

609
00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:12,876
Maybe we can convince them
to go to the cave with us.

610
00:54:12,949 --> 00:54:15,611
If my military duties
hadn't kept me so busy,

611
00:54:15,685 --> 00:54:19,212
I could have revised my space exam
and succeed better than this savage.

612
00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:22,087
Attention. Remember:
"When times are tough..."

613
00:54:22,158 --> 00:54:23,716
Shut up!

614
00:54:24,494 --> 00:54:27,258
We go over there and have a powwow.

615
00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:30,491
I don't think so. We must...

616
00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:43,676
Hiawatha, we have to go there
before it's too late.

617
00:54:43,747 --> 00:54:46,978
Get on your horses, and let's go.
We will eat afterwards.

618
00:54:49,386 --> 00:54:51,513
Hey, do you understand?

619
00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:57,059
Why don't we make a pact?

620
00:54:57,761 --> 00:55:01,253
Pig? Let's light the peace pipe.

621
00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:03,863
Cool, mighty warrior.

622
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,527
Thanks, I think the same,
but it would be better to go.

623
00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:08,866
Light up.

624
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,531
Since this is so,

625
00:55:12,942 --> 00:55:15,843
it would be rude to refuse it to you.

626
00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:46,302
If it's a peace pipe,
I would hate to go to war.

627
00:55:46,376 --> 00:55:50,278
It's better to amuse them a little,
and as soon as we can, we escape.

628
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:54,977
Good thought, senior flight leader.
I'm waiting for your signal to take off.

629
00:56:06,763 --> 00:56:09,823
No, I never smoke.

630
00:56:26,649 --> 00:56:29,641
No thank you, big boss, I don't drink...
I love it.

631
00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:34,503
Philbrick, let's go. We must prevent
these space mice take off.

632
00:58:34,577 --> 00:58:39,037
Okay, buddy, whatever you want.
I can take them down with one hand.

633
00:58:39,749 --> 00:58:43,879
Really ?
Given how I feel, it will have to be.

634
00:58:43,953 --> 00:58:45,853
Let's go get the colonel and leave.

635
00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:47,685
You're right, let's go.

636
00:58:54,631 --> 00:58:57,099
We'll have to go without the superior.

637
00:58:58,001 --> 00:58:59,730
I'm ready, let's go.

638
00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:03,134
- It's just the two of us.
- There is only one ship.

639
00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:05,800
Wait. Why are you bringing back this pitcher?

640
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:06,967
For my cold.

641
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:09,637
If you don't stop drinking,
you will be of no use.

642
00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:13,478
If I want to be useful for something,
I have to continue drinking. Let's go.

643
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,383
- Come on.
- It's okay, no need to push.

644
00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:47,078
We managed to get out of here,
so we should manage to get back.

645
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,284
You stay with me,
I don't want to lose you.

646
00:59:51,154 --> 00:59:55,648
I will stay so close to you that we will not
only one and the same person.

647
01:00:12,241 --> 01:00:16,644
If we can get this ship off the ground
without us or these women, we will be saved.

648
01:01:06,896 --> 01:01:08,887
It's no use.

649
01:01:10,066 --> 01:01:13,729
I think we're screwed.
We will never be able to get it off the ground.

650
01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:15,134
I give up.

651
01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:37,755
You sat down
on the shuttle start button.

652
01:01:37,894 --> 01:01:39,794
I made my head work, huh?

653
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:42,626
For sure. We saved the world.

654
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,428
We saved the world.

655
01:01:58,214 --> 01:02:01,308
Do you realize
what you did?

656
01:02:02,118 --> 01:02:04,609
You have reduced all our efforts to nothing.

657
01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:13,353
The shuttle has left
in a time loop of magnitude 5,

658
01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:16,330
it is impossible to recover it now.

659
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:17,832
If we don't come back,

660
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:22,303
our leaders will conclude that our form
no life can live on Earth.

661
01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:26,005
They will cancel all invasion plans.

662
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:32,704
You have completely sabotaged
our plans of conquest.

663
01:02:32,782 --> 01:02:34,443
And believe me,

664
01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:38,084
you will pay for it!

665
01:02:38,454 --> 01:02:40,684
Don't talk to us like that.

666
01:02:41,724 --> 01:02:44,022
We're in the army.
We don't earn much.

667
01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:47,654
- We're not even ranked.
- Don't interrupt me, little rodent.

668
01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:51,530
I can't believe
that all our efforts and plans

669
01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:55,662
were destroyed by such idiots.

670
01:02:56,639 --> 01:02:58,732
But you are still our prisoners.

671
01:02:58,808 --> 01:03:03,211
Do you have something to say
before I reduce you to atoms?

672
01:03:03,646 --> 01:03:07,207
Yes, if our team doesn't show up
at the barracks tomorrow,

673
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,581
they are going to send a big regiment
to investigate.

674
01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:11,415
Shut up.

675
01:03:11,687 --> 01:03:15,145
You saved your world,
but you will no longer benefit from it.

676
01:03:15,224 --> 01:03:17,385
are you ready
to receive your reward?

677
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:21,123
Don't do that, professor.
Grab his gun, my love.

678
01:03:21,497 --> 01:03:23,590
She's talking about you, little rodent.

679
01:03:25,234 --> 01:03:27,259
Betrayal, Dr. Puna.

680
01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:30,370
I order you to eliminate
these two men immediately.

681
01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:32,930
The war is over for us, professor.

682
01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:37,268
I would prefer to start my life again here,
on this planet.

683
01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:40,076
If we stay and we're captured,
we will be punished.

684
01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:43,983
We are scientists
sent on an exploration mission.

685
01:03:44,053 --> 01:03:45,680
We can't leave again,

686
01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:50,283
we have no recourse but to believe
to the kindness of these men.

687
01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:58,991
You are right, Dr. Puna.

688
01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,369
Impossible to believe
that we can end up like this,

689
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:07,032
prisoners, without a home.

690
01:04:13,616 --> 01:04:15,345
We are at your mercy.

691
01:04:18,621 --> 01:04:22,318
Maybe it's not so serious
to be prisoners of earthlings.

692
01:04:22,825 --> 01:04:25,020
We might even appreciate it.

693
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:26,756
Appreciate it?

694
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:30,663
If you could,
in the interest of science, of course,

695
01:04:30,733 --> 01:04:32,894
kiss an earthling,

696
01:04:32,969 --> 01:04:36,097
your imprisonment
would perhaps become bearable.

697
01:04:36,939 --> 01:04:38,839
- To kiss ?
- Like that.

698
01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:41,733
I'll show him, my love.

699
01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:45,747
- You only kiss me or I'll hug you!
- Yes, my darling.

700
01:04:45,982 --> 01:04:48,815
Your friend can demonstrate.

701
01:04:49,252 --> 01:04:53,552
I am in your obligation. It's going to get hot, baby.

702
01:05:05,935 --> 01:05:07,266
Philbrick.

703
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,803
Yes, Penn.

704
01:05:10,206 --> 01:05:12,572
Between us, isn’t love great?

705
01:05:12,642 --> 01:05:15,770
Between us, isn’t love ridiculous?

706
01:05:16,145 --> 01:05:19,137
- Philbrick, I think I'm sick.
- For what ?

707
01:05:19,215 --> 01:05:21,410
Because I want to get married.

708
01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:23,111
What is marriage?

709
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:28,356
It's when a guy and a girl bond.
It then only belongs to him.

710
01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:30,348
Like slaves?

711
01:05:30,426 --> 01:05:32,986
Yes, like slaves.

712
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:36,762
I think it would be
a good idea to marry these girls.

713
01:05:36,832 --> 01:05:38,595
- Do you know why?
- No ?

714
01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:40,932
They won't go back to mom.

715
01:06:49,205 --> 01:06:52,368
Soldiers,
It's a big day for Fort Nicholson.

716
01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:57,136
Two of the men of our regiment
will receive a medal

717
01:06:57,279 --> 01:07:00,339
for services rendered
beyond the call of duty.

718
01:07:01,050 --> 01:07:05,817
When these two men entered
my office, I knew they were special.

719
01:07:06,489 --> 01:07:09,083
They made a strong impression on me.

720
01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:13,592
I had enough faith in them
to send them on a special mission.

721
01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:18,458
And they came out with honors,
as always in the army.

722
01:07:19,402 --> 01:07:22,030
With cunning and ingenuity,

723
01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:24,635
they eliminated

724
01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:27,642
a group of leguminous creatures
from another world

725
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:32,079
who had landed on our planet
and desired to conquer it,

726
01:07:32,148 --> 01:07:35,549
thus saving us
of an interplanetary war.

727
01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:43,222
It's time to introduce yourself
General Rank,

728
01:07:43,492 --> 01:07:46,461
came from Washington for the ceremony.

729
01:07:47,463 --> 01:07:48,452
General.

730
01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:53,259
Sergeants Philbrick and Penn, please step forward.

731
01:07:56,739 --> 01:08:00,573
Sergeants Philbrick and Penn,
I have the honor to present to you

732
01:08:00,643 --> 01:08:03,874
the army medal of honor
for your tenacious perseverance

733
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:08,007
and your altruistic sense of duty
in an unusual situation.

734
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:11,147
The army needs more men
such as you.

735
01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:19,827
- Good luck, soldiers.
- Thank you, general.

736
01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:25,825
-Alpha.
- Saturn.

737
01:08:25,901 --> 01:08:27,129
- Rocket.
- Radius.

738
01:08:27,203 --> 01:08:28,500
- Par�.
- Fire.

739
01:08:28,571 --> 01:08:30,732
Space friends forever!

740
01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,350
Break ranks!

741
01:09:20,956 --> 01:09:25,893
It's the End